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  JWs thinking 'Satan is out to get me!'

  by KingAgag in

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  i met a jw who said he hated driving to the kh because satan always changed the traffic lights to red so that he'd be late.

  this is so absurd, showing how paranoid some of them are.

  what similar, equally retarded, reasoning have you come across?

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  zombie dub

  the other guy going for the job
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  JWs thinking 'Satan is out to get me!'

  by KingAgag in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i met a jw who said he hated driving to the kh because satan always changed the traffic lights to red so that he'd be late.

  this is so absurd, showing how paranoid some of them are.

  what similar, equally retarded, reasoning have you come across?

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  zombie dub

  satan always made me late too, it was nothing to do with trying to work a full time job and not wanting to go to the boring brainwashing sessions or anything...
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  What JW catch phrase DRIVES YOU NUTS!!!!

  by megaflower in

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  "we should be mindful".

  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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  "the pure language"
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  Just curious... how many on here first became JW by door to door work Vs raised in?

  by Aussie Oz in

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  i was raised in from about 10. mum contacted by door to door work.

  oz.

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  zombie dub

  born in also

  I think, in the UK anyway, that virtually noone converts these days - in the last 10 years or so I was in there was 1, maybe 2, converts in my cong.
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  christianwitnesses.com

  by minimus in

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  i found the site.

  does anybody know who runs this or anything about it?

  it's pretty interesting!.

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  zombie dub

  wow what a train wreck of a site
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  Meeerryyyy Christmaaaaasss !!!!!! (The very brand new Songs Book)

  by Ancientofdays in

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  zombie dub

  Yea I used to find it amusing too - the guy 4th from left looks like hes having a heart attack

  I also love how the artist doesnt seem to realise that different sounds/notes need different mouths shapes - they all have different mouth shapes so must be singing completely different lyrics/notes all at the same time
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  What will be the theme of the 2010 District Assembly?

  by asilentone in

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  just wondering..

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  Armageddon: It's invisible parousia - can you see it?
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  Upperdecking

  by Cthulhu in

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  2. friends

  so a group of my friends and i got together last weekend, as we do once a month or so.

  one of the others, who lives a few hours from here, brought up an interesting subject, that of "upperdecking.

  " he, apparently, was recently introduced to this activity.

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  zombie dub

  nasty stuff..

  thank god our cistern is concealed behind a false wall
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  Where Are You From?

  by finallysomepride in

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  alot of members don't have a flag or country name beside their user name, and well frequently one doesn't know where that particular person is from, tell us your country, state, county or what ever you feel like giving out.

  if you are going to post please at least devulge your country.. me, i'm originally from taranaki, new zealand via auckland.

  for the most of this decade i have been living & working in brisbane, queensland, australia.. .

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  zombie dub

  Leicester, UK
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  Types of Men--Which Type are You?

  by VIII in

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  joe sensitive.

  "after i wash the dishes, let's cuddle, ok?".

  also known as: mr. nice guy, family man, honey, darling, soft-boiled .

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  zombie dub

  Old Man Grumpus, and of course Mr Handsome also